Behold! You can now display our Disaster Crown proudly upon your body!
Pre-order round three is live until June 30, 2021! If you missed our first two rounds, or you’re new here and want some fancy wearable merch, you’re in luck. Select your preferences and place a “back order”. Shirts will be made in late October and shipped out shortly thereafter!
Patrons, don’t forget to enter your super-secret code for an additional discount at check-out…